30 Shocking Real Estate Photos You Simply Won’t Believe Are Real
We all have an idea about what our dream home might look like. Maybe it’s a charming little cottage in the countryside or perhaps it’s a swish penthouse in the city.
While it’s fun to imagine the perfect home, sometimes the reality of browsing through property listings is far harsher.
From horror scene-esque snaps to interior design flops, these homes would prove tough for any estate agent to put a positive spin on.
So, let’s jump in and have a peruse of some of the worst real estate photos of all time!
#1 Four bedrooms, two bathrooms, and extensive opportunities for open plan off-roading”.
#2 Violent crime? No way! Just a decorative use of leftover front door paint.
#3 “Clever open-plan layout makes the property feel very spacious”
#4 “Newly renovated showstopper with a games room & a fully equipped medieval sex dungeon”.
#5 “I’ll make the bed when I can find it”.
#6 Plenty of Off-Street Parking
#7 Her parents expected Anna’s exorcism to be a particularly turbulent one
#8 A tragic combination of alcohol, drugs and bad financial advice left Paddington a shadow of his former self
#9 A rare opportunity to acquire a sacrificial dungeon simply bursting with original features
#10 Victoria likes it when people move in, but she gets sad when they run away screaming
#11 You’ll never guess what I just passed on the stairs”.
#12 That feeling when you’re halfway through a wash cycle and you decide it would be easier just to sell your house.
#13 2019’s hottest interior design trend: The abandoned 1970’s chat show kitchen.
#14 No idea how many channels we have. Lost the remote in 2009.
#15 If a deer is decapitated in an empty house and there’s no-one there to hear it, does it make a sound?
#16 Located just a short walk from literally the edge of the world.
#17 Why not take some time to consider the unquestionable futility of human existence?
#18 Knowing he’d be a target, Terry the TV tried desperately to hide from the repo men.
#19 Souffles are notoriously difficult to get right. Time to sell.
#20 Hit it with something, see if it moves. I’ll be downstairs barricading myself into the kitchen.
#21 In some cultures, a desire for privacy is seen as a sign of weakness.
#22 It’s a tribute to my late wife, who used to dream of being a clumsily-drawn, questionably-shaped mermaid.
#23 The interior of the Millenium Falcon was something of a disappointment.
#24 Wake up Eric, the estate agent’s here. And for heaven’s sake put some clothes on.
#25 Granny’s Christmas dinners had been quite poorly attended since she installed the shrine to Grandad.
#26 Just as it had the great Mayan cities of Tikal and Calakmul, nature slowly reclaimed the Wilsons’ dining room.
#27 The quality of National Geographic’s wildlife output is deteriorating.
#28 After the Great Plague of 1665, came the less famous Bubonic Bedroom Blight of 1704.
#29 Is it just me Elizabeth, or was there an extra ingredient in those scones?
#30 Let’s be optimistic. Perhaps it says "Surprise my coconut".
So there you have it, 30 of the most terrible real estate photos of all time. Are there any properties that took your fancy despite the dodgy photography? Would you be tempted to turn up to for viewing if these went up for sale in Ireland?
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